For the past few weeks, everyone has begun gushing about the commencement of fall, and all I could think about was ice cream, cold drinks and basically dunking my entire head into a vat of iced water. We just finished up a pretty intense heatwave and pumpkin spice was the furthest thing from my mind.
Now that the weather has stopped being an a-hole I feel like I can honestly entertain the idea of soup and squash and stuff. And plus, now I’m actually beginning to see gourds that have leprosy and cute baby white pumpkins (always a favorite). I’m excited!
The fall-inspired recipes will start soon, I promise, but I’m thinking this year I might ease into it rather than start with a big pumpkin boom!
These cheez-its are an example of me scootin’ into the season. There’s nothing fall about them, they’re just some crackers for snackin’! Just some schnacks.
When I first started cooking and baking, crackers were the thing I loved to make the most. I’d make them after work and bring them in the next day and people’s minds were blown, “You made crackers?!” My co-workers thought I was genius, but what they didn’t realize was that crackers might be the easiest thing to make EVRRRRR.
For this recipe I teamed up with McCormick Gourmet. These crackers call for a bit of hot Hungarian sweet paprika and a dash of cayenne pepper. The cheddar and paprika are made for each other. It’s a union that in my brain makes sense but should be exploited more.
These are like fancy adult cheez-its. If you have chillren, then I say bring down the paprika and get rid of the cayenne all together.
Amelia had two cheez-its and it turned her into more of a psycho than she already is and all afternoon she had her sights set on the baking sheet below. Now I’m thinking doggie “cheez-its” need to be explored, which I have a feeling none of you would mind at all.
Ingredients
- 1 1/2 cups about 5 ounces grated medium-sharp Cheddar cheese
- 4 tablespoons 2 ounces unsalted butter, room temperature
- 3/4 cup all-purpose flour plus more for dusting
- 1/4 teaspoon salt plus more for the topping
- 1 1/2 teaspoon McCormick Hot Hungarian Paprika divided
- Pinch of McCormick Ground Red Cayenne
- 1 tablespoon whole milk
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350°F. Line a baking sheet with a silicon mat or sheet of parchment. To the jar of a food processor, add the grated cheese, butter, flour, salt, paprika and cayenne. Pulse until the mixture is combined. Add the milk and pulse for about 30 seconds, until the dough forms a ball.
- On a lightly floured piece of parchment, using a floured rolling pin, roll the dough to 1/8-inch thickness. Using a pasta cutter or a pizza cutter, cut 1 by 1-inch squares. Using the end of a digital thermometer or blunt side of a skewer, make holes in the center of each cheez-it.
- Transfer the crackers to the parchment-lined baking sheet. I found using a sharp paring knife very helpful in this transfer. Place in the oven to bake for 12 to 15 minutes, or until the ends are barely browned. While the crackers are baking, melt 1 tablespoon of butter in a small saucepan, transfer to a small ramekin. In a teeny bowl, mix together the remaining 1/2 teaspoon of paprika, pinch of cayenne pepper and a few pinches of salt. Remove from the cheez-its from the oven and immediately brush the crackers with a teeny bit of melted butter and then top with a light sprinkling of paprika/cayenne/salt mixture. Allow to cool on the baking sheet.
{This post is sponsored by McCormick Gourmet. Thank you for supporting the sponsors that keep A Cozy Kitchen cozy!}
I am a cat person. I so don’t want to read about dog crackers. Thank you.
Ok geez.
I think we may just be pumpkin soulmates! The more leprosy the better in my opinion! Bring on the warts!
Also, happy to hear the weather has stopped being an a-hole! Granted, you live in LA, so I don’t feel too bad for ya 😉
I know, I feel weird about complaining about the weather. Haha.
Oooh homemade cheez-its sound amazeballs. I love me some cheezits, though admittedly I haven’t had them in quite some time!
Paprika and cayenne work so well with cheddar. I need to give these a try!!
I’ve been craving Cheez-Its and your recipe couldn’t come at a better time! I absolutely love that it’s home-made – no weird preservatives or chemicals that I cannot pronounce! 🙂 Thanks for posting this!
Will have to make these this weekend. I am sure my kids will love them. What is that tool called that makes the squiggly lines in your crackers?
That would be a pastry wheel. I just bought one today!
Yes! Thank you for responding. I forgot to respond to this. Here’s the one I use:
http://www.amazon.com/SCI-Pastry-Wheel-1-5-Inch-Diameter/dp/B001BPZS4Q/ref=sr_1_9?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1412028732&sr=1-9&keywords=pastry+wheel
These are perfect! I love how dainty yet fiery they look.
Hi, sound awesome but I don’t own a food processor. Any other way to make them?
You know, I haven’t tried to make them without a food processor, but I bet they’d work just fine if you really used your hands and got in there!
I made them in my stand mixer and it worked surprisingly well!
I totally felt your weather pain here in San Diego. Ridic!
As for these crackers, also ridic but in the good kinda way! Much rather feed my son’s cheese cracker addiction these than the store bought. Thanks!
Love the paprika in these, I know I’d inhale the tray!
The food processor!? That’s it?? These look so fancy and complex! (and delicious) what an amazing secret revealed!
Yep. Too easy!
Um, Cheez-its are my favorite snack of all time. I eat them a box at a time and am convinced that they have some sort of cocaine sprinkled on top. So addictive. LOVE THEM. I am so excited to see a homemade recipe (with a fun flavor twist). Love this. Definitely going to try these at home!
Love the addition of paprika – great hint of smokyness!
Cheez-its top the list of things I can’t stop eating if they’re around, although my favorite are the white cheddar ones. That white cheddar cheese dust is a drug.
I need to try this version though! Far less food coloring and other ingredients I can’t pronounce.
These sound delicious! Totally making some and hopefully impressing my new coworkers with them!