Cauliflower Steaks with Parsley and Pistachio Gremolata

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I’m currently VERY obsessed with the show Catfish. Are you familiar? If not, let me brief you, presidential-style.

Catfish is a show on MTV that is about people getting “catfished.” One person writes the show asking for help with an online relationship they have been carrying on for some time, in many cases years…YEARS!! The other person is always hesitant or refuses to meet in person, and for good reason; in most instances that other person is hiding something, i.e., is another gender, is in a relationship, doesn’t look like their online “person,” etc….

In all cases, it’s about two people who are in love with each other, are hopeful, are romantics, and often times–even if a little strange–are working toward happiness. It’s a reminder that loving someone, being loved back is what happiness is. And most people will go to great lengths for it. Even if that means turning to the internets. Consider me obsessed.

When I was single and ready for a relationship (yet couldn’t find one), I refused to date online. So much of my life is already online that it sort of felt like everything would be online and that made me feel vulnerable and sort of scared me.

But I have heard of people finding love online, though, I don’t know anyone personally that has had success.

Tell me, do you have a story where you/your friend has been catfished, has found love, etc.?! Curious! Obsessed!

Cauliflower steaks are my new jam; Catfish is my new jam. There’s the weird segue!

But in all seriousness, these cauliflower steaks are amazing.

The cauliflower starts by being braised in a mixture of chicken broth, lemon juice, olive oil, cumin, crushed red pepper and salt. It cooks in the oven and absorbs all of the broth’s flavor, making the stems and florets of the cauliflower that much more delicious.

While the cauliflower is in the oven, gremolata is made. There’s a good amount of fresh Italian parsley, minced garlic, bright lemon and nutty, rich pistachios. LOVE!

These cauliflower steaks are super special because they’re cooked twice.

When they come out of the oven, they won’t have a dark brown, cooked look to them. So, in order to add a bit more flavor and texture, we sear the heck out of them in a few tablespoons of olive oil.

The awesome thing about this is if you have people coming over, you can braise the cauliflower earlier that day and sear them right before serving.

These cauliflower steaks are filling, “meaty” and healthy. It’s the thing I want to eat when it’s cold out and I don’t want something super heavy. It’s warming and refreshing all at the same time.

And while the recipe below isn’t vegan (hello chicken broth!), it’s an easy enough fix if you swap in vegetable broth.

Make this when you want a nice dinner; make this when you want to make a cheap-eats meal; make this if you want to eat healthy; and make this if you want to eat something while watching Catfish.

Cauliflower Steaks with Gremolata

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Serving Size: 3 - 4 cauliflower steaks

Ingredients

Cauliflower Steaks:

  • 1 head of cauliflower
  • 1 1/2 cups chicken broth
  • 1/4 cup olive oil
  • 1 lemon
  • 3 garlic cloves, peeled and smashed
  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
  • 1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper
  • 1 tablespoon fine-grain sea salt

Parsley and Pistachio Gremolata:

  • 1 1/2 cup Italian parsley leaves
  • 6-7 to asted pistachios
  • 3 garlic cloves, peeled and smashed
  • 1 lemon
  • Salt

Directions

  • Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Slice the cauliflower head into 1 1/2-inch to 2-inch slices. Heads up: depending on how big the cauliflower head is you will probably end up with 3-4 "steaks." You can keep or discard the scraps, if you like. I ended up keeping them and putting them in a salad later on that day.
  • To a 13-inch x 10-inch casserole dish, mix together the chicken broth, olive oil, juice from the lemon, garlic cloves, cumin, red pepper and sea salt. Gently transfer the cauliflower steaks to the casserole dish and place in the oven. Roast the cauliflower for 30-35 minutes.
  • While the cauliflower is roasting, let's make the gremolata. Add all of the ingredients to a food processor (minus the lemon and salt) and pulse until mixture is coarse. (Alternatively, using a knife, you can mince all of the ingredients separately.) Squeeze in the juice from the lemon; mix and salt to taste. Set aside.
  • Remove from the cauliflower from the oven and allow to cool slightly for 5-10 minutes. The cauliflower will be fragile so be gentle when handling. Transfer the cauliflower steaks to a bed of paper towels to and dry. Meanwhile, heat a cast iron skillet over medium heat. Add a few tablespoons of olive oil to the hot pan and gently add the steaks, searing them for 1-2 minutes on each side and until golden brown. Drain the steaks on a bed of clean paper towels. Serve immediately with a few teaspoons of gremolata on each.

Recipe inspiration from Superba Snack Bar

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  • Reply Emma Barrett February 19, 2014 at 7:52 am

    Wow, this looks delicious. Can’t wait to try it at home. I love cauliflower and am always looking for new ways to cook it. Emma xx

  • Reply Nikki June 2, 2013 at 3:27 am

    I finally got around to making this (though I had a minor ingredient shortage) and it was amazing! For anyone who may not have lemons, pistachios, or ground red pepper in the house, this is what I substituted: 1/2 EVOO, 1/2 lemon infused olive oil, pecans, and cayenne pepper (less than suggested.) I can’t wait to try it again with all the recipe ingredients – and I am not even a fan of cauliflower usually!

  • Reply A Girl & Her Food February 15, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    YUM! This looks delightful. Can’t wait to try it! Come visit sometime at http://www.agirlandherfood.com!

  • Reply ChubbyChineseGirl February 11, 2013 at 1:04 pm

    this looks amazing! and healthy… i love roasted cauliflower and been obsessed with them lately as well! yum!

  • Reply Erica February 8, 2013 at 8:57 am

    I have been mildly obsessed with cauliflower lately.
    This looks amazing! Can’t wait to try it out.

  • Reply carlee February 3, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    I met my husband online and we have been happily married for 7 years, together 8. One of my best friends just married the love of her life, also matched online. 🙂

    • Reply Adrianna February 7, 2013 at 8:33 pm

      This is beautiful!

  • Reply Erin R. January 24, 2013 at 2:50 pm

    My goodness, that looks wonderful. I LOVE cauliflower and add it to all kinds of things, so I’ll have to give this one a bash for sure. Thanks!

    Oh, also, I got my husband off of E Harmony, so that one works sometimes.

  • Reply Stephanie January 24, 2013 at 9:35 am

    I am obsessed with NOT watching Catfish. I’m also obsessed with trying not to yell out ‘BRAIN!!’ every time I see cauliflower.

    I’ve been failing miserably at both.

    I google the heck out of everybody. That e-card that says something along the lines of “my heart skips a beat when you tell me all the things I already know about you from Google…” yeah, there isn’t much that can’t be googled. Sometimes I even stumble upon their address….by mistake, I swear!

    My mom’s caught her fair share of catfish, so I know my way around those.

    I need to make this, like, today. A pretend zombie party never looked so good. <3

  • Reply Truly Smitten January 23, 2013 at 9:35 am

    My sister introduced me to this show…and I watched the movie/documentary part on his own story and about his “girlfriend”…it was so interesting!! I’m hooked! And great way to eat cauliflower too!

  • Reply Lauren January 23, 2013 at 8:02 am

    This looks delicious! I love cauliflower!

  • Reply leslie @ And Her Little Dog Too January 23, 2013 at 7:31 am

    love me some cauliflower – looks delish!
    also, i’m obsessed with the show catfish – totally watched the marathon of it on MTV the other day, its awesome!

  • Reply @photorecipe January 23, 2013 at 7:07 am

    A new way to eat cauliflower, it´s very creative to suggest to prepare it like a steak! It looks really good and healthy. Congratulations!

    Regards,

    @photorecipe

  • Reply Jamie-lee Keith January 22, 2013 at 5:38 pm

    I dated online and met a great man. We fell in love and got married December 7th 2012. Thing is, we met online but very quickly went on irl dates. It can work!

    • Reply Adrianna January 23, 2013 at 9:15 am

      Congratulations!

  • Reply Katie @ Blonde Ambition January 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    Cauliflower is my jam right now too 🙂 I’ve been wanting to try them in steak-form ever since I first heard about it last month. Love that you cooked them twice too!

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